Why I love my husband
...because this is the subject of the email he just sent me
"Hell Hath Done Frozed Over" (remember, he's not Southern)
This was the text which I assume he copied from a celeb-sighting website:
"TORI Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott appear to be Broadway-bound. The couple has been offered starring roles in "Chicago" and "are currently in talks," Spelling's rep told us. If they ink a deal, Tori and Dean would be the third husband-and-wife couple to star together in the smash show, following Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, and more recently, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin."
It's he so sweet, to take time out of his busy day as a Star Sales Guy to forward me info guaranteed to send me into a rage about how the Broadway is crumbling by the moment as it allows talentless a-holes to star in shows that should have closed 5 years ago, while talented folks stand on breadlines all over the city?
This information from a man who just 3 short years ago thought "Chicago" was just a city in Illinois, and now look at him with all the cutting-edge theatrical news.
Isn't he just the sweetest Potato you ever knew?
Tori Spelling on stage is just about the most repulsive thing I've ever heard, however, and I will spare you the diatribe about the bastardization of the Broadway, as you've heard it before. But sufficed to say, Queenie would sooner stab herself in the eye than attend a single performance in which Tori Spelling so much as grunts.
"Hell Hath Done Frozed Over" (remember, he's not Southern)
This was the text which I assume he copied from a celeb-sighting website:
"TORI Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott appear to be Broadway-bound. The couple has been offered starring roles in "Chicago" and "are currently in talks," Spelling's rep told us. If they ink a deal, Tori and Dean would be the third husband-and-wife couple to star together in the smash show, following Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, and more recently, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin."
It's he so sweet, to take time out of his busy day as a Star Sales Guy to forward me info guaranteed to send me into a rage about how the Broadway is crumbling by the moment as it allows talentless a-holes to star in shows that should have closed 5 years ago, while talented folks stand on breadlines all over the city?
This information from a man who just 3 short years ago thought "Chicago" was just a city in Illinois, and now look at him with all the cutting-edge theatrical news.
Isn't he just the sweetest Potato you ever knew?
Tori Spelling on stage is just about the most repulsive thing I've ever heard, however, and I will spare you the diatribe about the bastardization of the Broadway, as you've heard it before. But sufficed to say, Queenie would sooner stab herself in the eye than attend a single performance in which Tori Spelling so much as grunts.
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