Bald Brit

I know folks across the country are bashing Ms. Spears for her recent acts of apparent insanity, but I would like to give her a bit of praise.

Congratulations Britney...you have actually made your ex-husband look like a suitable parent for your two therapy-prone children. I mean this is a man whose claim to fame is wearing a wife-beater while spending your money, and you've actually succeeded in convincing most of America that he would be the better role model.

Don't you just know K-Fed's lawyers are the happiest people in the world this week. Here they thought they were gonna have to prove that a man without any marketable talent, viable skill, or discernible taste was a fit parent, and here you, Britney, have gone and done it for them by the "lesser of two evils" principle. Those lawyers might not even have to get him to put his hat on straight or find a pair of pants that fit. As it turns out, K-Fed's unshaven smirk will actually bring in an income....YOURS, you dumb bitch! You might shoulda stayed in rehab for longer than 5 minutes.

It's a damn good thing you're gonna be saving money on hair products, cause you are gonna be keeping K-Fed and all his wannabe thugalicious friends in Escalades for the next 18 years. I'd say it was sad if is weren't so damn funny!

Alright, alright, it is rather tragic that a woman so young, with so much "talent" could crash and burn like this in a few short years, but then that's what comes from the excesses of celebrities. Oh, and Britney, where is your Momma? Who the hell is letting your bald head run around to tattoo parlors anyway? Looks like even your kinfolk cashed you in and headed for the Caribbean.

Britney, there's really nothing left to say, except...GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!