Another Don't
Have I ever told y'all how I feel about folks who wear sunglasses on the subway?
ASSHOLES!
Now look here, not only are you underground, but whoever you are cannot be that damn important if you're taking public transportation.
On the train this morning there was a girl who thought she had her look to-ge-th-a. I mean all the way from her skin tight jeans to her short, white, faux-furred jacket, this girl thought she was Jenny from the Block. She had her long acrylic airbrushed nails, her hair extensions, her orange bottle-tan, her knock-off Chanel bag...I mean the whole nine. Oh, and it was only NINE in the morning! I don't know where the hell she thought she was goin', but clearly she needed to shrowd her identity. I mean this girl was standing on a dimly-lit train, 50 feet below street-level, tryin' to protect herself from UV rays? I don't think so, honey.
This girl was a fool, plain and simple. I don't care how cute you think you look, unless your name is Jack Nicholson you may not wear sunglasses indoors.
Now y'all know I hate to criticize, and I'd just die if I hurt someone's feelings, but you know I really wanted to say to her...Honey, this is the New York City subway. No one knows who you are and really, we couldn't care less! (PS, the position for JLo has already been filled!)
ASSHOLES!
Now look here, not only are you underground, but whoever you are cannot be that damn important if you're taking public transportation.
On the train this morning there was a girl who thought she had her look to-ge-th-a. I mean all the way from her skin tight jeans to her short, white, faux-furred jacket, this girl thought she was Jenny from the Block. She had her long acrylic airbrushed nails, her hair extensions, her orange bottle-tan, her knock-off Chanel bag...I mean the whole nine. Oh, and it was only NINE in the morning! I don't know where the hell she thought she was goin', but clearly she needed to shrowd her identity. I mean this girl was standing on a dimly-lit train, 50 feet below street-level, tryin' to protect herself from UV rays? I don't think so, honey.
This girl was a fool, plain and simple. I don't care how cute you think you look, unless your name is Jack Nicholson you may not wear sunglasses indoors.
Now y'all know I hate to criticize, and I'd just die if I hurt someone's feelings, but you know I really wanted to say to her...Honey, this is the New York City subway. No one knows who you are and really, we couldn't care less! (PS, the position for JLo has already been filled!)
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