I just can't be bothered

I realize the logo tee has been overplayed and should be on it's way out, but there are days when having your attitude plastered across your chest just feels better. Today, for example, I awoke after a very poor night's sleep (thank you Winnie The Dog Who Thinks She's A Human And Needs To Sleep With Her Head On A Pillow)to a gray rainy Tuesday with nothing remotely exciting in the foreseeable future. After a good half hour of attempting to conjure up a contagious virus I gave up and got out of bed, only to be confronted with an empty closet, as all my clothes are in the laundry.

And so today friends, "I just can't be bothered."

Unlike every other day when this is an unspoken, understood sentiment, today it is written across my shirt, lest their be any confusion and some poor fool might ask me to perform a task or show some excitement or respond with more than a grunt as if I gave a shit.

"Why Queenie, where did you get such a perfectly worded shirt?" you might ask. I designed it myself of course. As if some college flunky at a print shop could think up such a concise yet all encompassing phrase. You can order a tee shirt for your very own self right on my website, which I highly suggest you do. Not cause I make any money off em really, but because on days like today, the world is a safer place when folks know where you stand.