Star Jones is Over!!!

Now I know, that in a previous post entitled Stretching the Seam, I vowed never to speak of her again, but my friends, there comes a time when all good trash-talkers must eat their words. I simply cannot hold it in any longer...(and you will notice that I refuse to put up one picture of her post weight-loss)

PRAISE THE LORD, STAR JONES REYNOLDS IS G-O-N-E!!

I mean to tell you, I am just so happy to hear that everyone thinks she's a bitch, I can hardly stand myself. No more alien head ruining your morning television, and we can stop listening to her pretend she knows a damn thing about the law or has ever worn a pair of Pay-less Shoes (hell, they couldn't hold up under all that pressure, even thin she's too much)

And ob-nox-ious....there isn't a person on this planet as socially unaware and morally defunct as this woman who thinks anyone in America give a shit about her love life. Puh-leez! Now that she's off the air, you know that marriage is going South too - as in her husband will heading down to Miami play with his boyfriends on Southbeach. He is just about gayer than Ryan Seacrest and now that Momma's money's gonna dry up, he'll be out the door faster than you can say Speedo.

Now I love how ol' Barbara is saying Star's approval rating is down because America doesn't believe the things she says. How could we? This is the woman who put her wedding up on the auction block, peddling whatever product she could get for free for her gift bags. I watched her invite at least 20 folks on the Emmy's Red Carpet to her wedding, all black, all too famous to attend, but that didn't stop her from making every single interview about herself. Look bitch, if you had anything worthwhile to say, the people would be interviewing you, but clearly you don't so shut the hell up and comment on the real star's jewelry!

Of course now she's turned this whole thing into a media circus and people really are going to interview her. Tonight at 9pm she will be a guest on Larry King Live (poor Larry) where she will be taking viewers calls. All I can say is, be prepared you bug-eyed beotch cause Queenan just may be tuning in!