Dear Friends,

I would like to take this time to announce that he has gone and done it...Sweetpotato, the most precious root vegetable in all the world, has gone and asked me to Marry Him!!

Couldn't you just die?!

After telling me how he couldn't possibly live without me (obviously), he presented me with the most beautiful ring I have ever seen. I wanted to put a picture up for y'all to see, but He insists that's tacky so just imagine the most beautiful ring in the whole wide world, and that might look as good as mine.

It is fortunate that he went ahead and asked me, seeing as how I've already booked the church!! Look, y'all know I can't be bothered to wait around on a Y-chromosome, even if he is the most wonderful Y-chromosome ever.

I will try not to dedicate too much of my writing space to wedding-related issues, though to be sure there are many ridiculous situations in the bridal world.

Sufficed to say I am tickled all shades of pink, and will be home doing sweet things for my Sweetpotato for a few months, until he stops holding this over my head.

Royally,
(the future) Mrs. Queenan Potato