Most Beautiful?

Oh dear God, I heard the MOST disturbing thing EVER this morning.... People Magazine's annual Most Beautiful People issue comes out this Friday, and they have named...

RYAN SEACREST!!!

Just kill yo-sef.

I mean seriously. Is he not already the most obnoxious human being to slither across the face of the earth? In fact, I imagine the serpent in the garden bore a striking resemblance to this smarmy ego-maniac. And now People Magazine has gone a validated his already inflated sense of self.

You know he's going to be positively intolerable for the rest of the American Idol season. Makes me wonder what's happening in the world when a talent-less DJ can rise to television fame with a few condescending comments and well-placed photos in a gossip rag. Well, really it makes me wonder why the hell I'm not famous, but then, the world isn't a fair place, now is it?

So, let's just be on the look-out for the new People Magazine and we'll have a full discussion of the good, the bad, and the totally ridiculous on Friday!