Off I go!

Alright darlins, I'm just letting you know ahead of time that I will be out of touch for a few days. Every time I take a little break I get these frantic emails from my loyal subjects desperate to hear word from their Queen, so I'm just telling you that I will be unavailable for a little bit.

Where am I going? Well it's time for me to pop across the pond to visit the ol' forefathers. Now you know this means I won't be eating a descent meal for 3 days! I mean forget about a nice breakfast biscuit, the last time I was over there I tried to order an egg sandwich and got the blank stare from the man behind the counter. We finally had to compromise on some sort of open-faced deal an unidentifiable white chessy product on top. And just forget about a cup of coffee. The choices are "white" or "black," and both taste like burnt sludge. I had to give up and find a Starbucks, which are considerably less plentiful than in NYC, and you know I think Starbucks coffee takes the enamel off your teeth, but I needed caffeine to negotiate the exchange rate while shopping at the world's largest H&M. And did you know that with all that tea they drink, not a drop of it is sweet?! Who the hell wants their tea hot and milky when you can have it iced cold and syrupy?

Guess I'll be eating fish and chips, cause about the only other option is Indian, and well, who among us thinks curry and airplane travel are a good combo?

So think of me friends in my journey across the sea. I will of course swing by the palace, say hello to my fellow royals, maybe harass a guardsman or two. You probably won't recognize me when I return, I'll be so thin and malnourished, clothes falling off and such. Not to worry though, I can eat my way back into my jeans in a day or two no problem!