Nothing Says Love...
There's a big day coming up next week, and I'd like to do my part for my male readership. Recently I received a solicitation for my Royal Advice from a young man who was facing the ultimate question...What do I get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Now this particular couple has been together for a little while, but I feel my advice on this subject is irrefutable in all circumstances.
Here's what I said....
Well now, you have quite the holiday coming up. This is very easy honey... jewelry! Nothing says love like a diamond. You don't have to go all crazy and get some huge ring, in fact proposing on Valentine's Day is just about the cheesiest act ever recorded. But every woman, no matter how she might roll her eyes in public, fantasizes about opening a little velvet box on Valentine's Day.
Whatever you do, for the love of God don't go to K-Mart, or Sam's Club, or any stand-alone kiosk in the mall! That crap is not jewelry, and it has about as much value as tying a rusted nail around your neck. The heart-shaped pendant is not an option if she is over the age of thirteen, and I hope for your sake, she is. I don't know your budget, but regardless, simple and elegant is always the best choice, and comes in a variety of price ranges. If you've been with her for two years you should know her taste, so go to a reputable jeweler and pick out some nice diamond earrings or if that's too much $$, go to a chic shopping destination and select a nice silver bracelet.
DO NOT, under any circumstances, purchase anything with an electrical cord. Appliances are not gifts! One year my daddy gave my momma a food processor for Valentine's Day, and it has taken 15 years and quite a few gemstones to lay that one to rest! Oh, and nothing practical. This is not a practical occasion. Your soul purpose in this relationship is to spoil her. Running shoes, oil changes, Playstation games and other item considered "necessities" by the Y-chromosome are never to be considered.
And by the way, we can pick out our own underwear, so don't bother visiting Vicky's.
So basically, think the opposite of anything you'd want - spa treatments, manicures, and other methods of pampering will suffice, but are secondary to the diamond.
I tell you, a little gold gets you a long way my friend. Do yourself a favor and a lay your credit card down today!!
Here's what I said....
Well now, you have quite the holiday coming up. This is very easy honey... jewelry! Nothing says love like a diamond. You don't have to go all crazy and get some huge ring, in fact proposing on Valentine's Day is just about the cheesiest act ever recorded. But every woman, no matter how she might roll her eyes in public, fantasizes about opening a little velvet box on Valentine's Day.
Whatever you do, for the love of God don't go to K-Mart, or Sam's Club, or any stand-alone kiosk in the mall! That crap is not jewelry, and it has about as much value as tying a rusted nail around your neck. The heart-shaped pendant is not an option if she is over the age of thirteen, and I hope for your sake, she is. I don't know your budget, but regardless, simple and elegant is always the best choice, and comes in a variety of price ranges. If you've been with her for two years you should know her taste, so go to a reputable jeweler and pick out some nice diamond earrings or if that's too much $$, go to a chic shopping destination and select a nice silver bracelet.
DO NOT, under any circumstances, purchase anything with an electrical cord. Appliances are not gifts! One year my daddy gave my momma a food processor for Valentine's Day, and it has taken 15 years and quite a few gemstones to lay that one to rest! Oh, and nothing practical. This is not a practical occasion. Your soul purpose in this relationship is to spoil her. Running shoes, oil changes, Playstation games and other item considered "necessities" by the Y-chromosome are never to be considered.
And by the way, we can pick out our own underwear, so don't bother visiting Vicky's.
So basically, think the opposite of anything you'd want - spa treatments, manicures, and other methods of pampering will suffice, but are secondary to the diamond.
I tell you, a little gold gets you a long way my friend. Do yourself a favor and a lay your credit card down today!!
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