MJ

So I'm reading this morning about how Michael Jackson is having problems keeping custody of his kids from their mother. Imagine that, Michael Jackson an unfit parent. Now he's saying it's because of Anti-Semetic statements he's made in the past, but I have a feeling it has more to do with that little trial he was involved in last year. I know he was cleared of the charges and all, but there's just no way anyone can think this man should raise children. Talk about kids learning poor self-esteem, this man has removed, replaced, and replastered every original feature on his face, apparently he wasn't too fond of the Man in the Mirror. You know, you cover your kids' faces with towels enough times, and they're gonna start to think there's something wrong with the way they look.

It's gonna be bad enough for his kids as they grown up and realize that their mother sold her eggs to a genetically mutated pedophile who spent all his money molesting children with cancer and was forced to perform at birthday parties halfway across the world. Dubai may be the new Middle Eastern hotspot, but they need to turn on CNN or something, cause this is not the man you want entertaining your 10-year-old's party guests.

I think we can all agree that Michael's just not right. (By "all" I am assuming that you were not one of those fools who quit their job to wave FREE MICHAEL signs outside his courtroom. If you are, I'm afraid you have to leave my life now) As crazy as he is though, I don't think he has a problem with race, hell, he's been so many different ones I doubt he'd throw any stones. I know we have due process and rights and such, I took Civics in high school, but hasn't Mr. Jackson spent enough of our tax money in the court system? Can he please just go live in a hut somewhere repainting his skin? I'm certainly not saying the mother should get the kids, I mean come on, like she didn't think something was a little off about MJ from the start, but at this point they should probably just take up residence in their therapists office, cause it don't matter if you're black or white when you're crazy!