American Idol

Alright. That's it, I have had enough, and it's only the second week. This season's American Idol is off to a tremendously annoying start. I mean we all tune in to see the sheltered bumbkins and ghetto-fabulous divas make asses of themselves in front of God and everyone, but really the producers are getting out of hand. I mean the majority of the show is now devoted to watching Paula, Simon and Randy carry on private jokes while some over-tanned bimbo stares blankly at the camera, waiting to hear that she's "Going to Hollywood," when we all know she's going back to the drive-through window.

Judges- enough already. I mean Randy can't even speak in intelligible English- "Dog" is not a sufficient description for one's vocal performance. And Lord knows Paula's "talents," if you could call them that, centered mainly around her ability to tap dance with cartoon characters, so forgive me if her estimation of vocal prowess doesn't carry much weight. Unlike Simon, who carries a little too much weight to be wearing such fitted tee-shirts. The worst part of the whole thing is listening to the three of them attempt to be funny by making the same tired references about bad karaoke and singing waiters. I mean, isn't that basically what Paula did in the 80's?? For the love of God, just say yes or no and move on to the next unfortunate shower-singer. I don't spend two hours of my life listening to the inane babblings of Ryan Seacrest just to watch a doped-up prom queen argue with a British prick and a ghetto buffoon, I could stand on the corner of 42nd street and hear that any time. Hell no, I wanna to see as many tone-deaf fools humiliating themselves as possible.

So please American Idol, stop filming your D-list celebrities and start making some STARS!!!