Spelling Bee

Okay, now look. I have many gifts, which I will not take the time to enumerate here but sufficed to say I do not consider myself untalented in the least. However, I will not claim to be more than proficient in certain skills, spelling being one of them.

Now I understand that ya'll are all trying to help me, and aren't even being spiteful the least little bit (except for a certain law student who shall remain nameless), but really you needn't point out my misspellings on a regular basis. It's not that I'm a total idiot, it's that I simply can't be bothered. I spell phonetically, always have. And by the way, who the hell thought that phonetics should have a 'ph' ? It's not like ya'll don't know what I mean. If something looks odd to you then SOUND IT OUT. Worked for you in kindergarten, will work for you today.

If my lack of spelling acumen really bothers you that much, then I guess you'll have to stop reading, which would really be a shame now wouldn't it? But if you're not willing to give up my spiteful stories and ridiculous rhetoric, you're gonna have to deal with a few misspellings. And that's all I have to say about that!