Photo Frenzy
Did I ever tell you about Sweetpotato and his fascination with photography? Well, for Christmas I bought him a digital camera, a deed for which I was showered with adulation and sincere gratitude, and while I would love to take credit for this extraordinary gift giving, the absolute truth is that it was a very selfish act. You see, I buy the camera, he is amused for hours upon end, and I look like a hero -end of story. I mean you've never seen fascination like this; he is totally obsessed with the zoom, the contrast, even the shutter-speed. I always thought cameras were a point-and-click operation, but what do I know? The digital revolution was supposed to simplify our lives; instead, we have nineteen options of how to take a photo that I can't figure out how to get off the camera!! All the effects in the world and I can only view them on a 2x2 inch screen.
But whatever, it makes him happy and it keeps him occupied so I can focus on important matters, like who will be the first to smile on the O.C. Now, the best thing about this camera is that it comes with a seemingly endless supply of attachments, so basically I have gifts covered for every birthday and Christmas for the next five years; at which time this technology will become obsolete and I can start all over again with the newest image-capturing device.
So I thought I was buying myself a little peace and quiet, only to discover that I have actually created a monster! Last night found me watching the sun set from the 70th floor of Rockefeller Center, a spectacular view I must say. But could we gaze at the skyline wrapped in an awe-struck embrace? (okay, seen one too many old movies) No, we had to run around the entire perimeter snapping pictures of the Empire State Building from every angle. I mean, they sell postcards of it that you can buy at indoor shops that are considerably less windy. So I'm freezing my bunnies off - not to worry still plenty left - while Sweetpotato's having the time of his life with a zoom button! What is the thing about men and electronics, I mean is that the one circuit in the Y chromosome that didn't short?
Ladies, all I'm saying is be careful what you wish for. With this one small toy I have turned my local Irish boyfriend into a Japanese tourist with an endless supply of film. Thank goodness he gets yours truly in a few frames, gives me something to look at besides all those silly landscapes;-)
But whatever, it makes him happy and it keeps him occupied so I can focus on important matters, like who will be the first to smile on the O.C. Now, the best thing about this camera is that it comes with a seemingly endless supply of attachments, so basically I have gifts covered for every birthday and Christmas for the next five years; at which time this technology will become obsolete and I can start all over again with the newest image-capturing device.
So I thought I was buying myself a little peace and quiet, only to discover that I have actually created a monster! Last night found me watching the sun set from the 70th floor of Rockefeller Center, a spectacular view I must say. But could we gaze at the skyline wrapped in an awe-struck embrace? (okay, seen one too many old movies) No, we had to run around the entire perimeter snapping pictures of the Empire State Building from every angle. I mean, they sell postcards of it that you can buy at indoor shops that are considerably less windy. So I'm freezing my bunnies off - not to worry still plenty left - while Sweetpotato's having the time of his life with a zoom button! What is the thing about men and electronics, I mean is that the one circuit in the Y chromosome that didn't short?
Ladies, all I'm saying is be careful what you wish for. With this one small toy I have turned my local Irish boyfriend into a Japanese tourist with an endless supply of film. Thank goodness he gets yours truly in a few frames, gives me something to look at besides all those silly landscapes;-)
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